trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone
or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops
Two kinds of people.
can you imagine how many spiders there are in that tree
"Scotty has a point there, this sounds bleak" Opal gazed down into the golden depths of her tankard with a sigh. She wasn’t a pessimist by any means but things didn’t look like they were going to get any better any time soon. With a snorted chuckle she looked up at her fellow pirates “I’m a wanted pirate who is currently seeking relationship advice from a sheep. Bleak is an understatement”
Scott knocked a hoof against the tabletop and huffed. “I am a hairyhaggis not a ‘sheep’ and I will have you know that your comments are both tasteless and offensive. Back to the point, I think you should talk to your mother about Francis as it’s important to speak abo-“
The rest of Scott’s consultation went unheard as the doctor threw back her head and swallowed the rest of her ale.
so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing
people are psycho
I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!