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The doctor is in

Warning this blog contains nonsense
Aug 21 '14
"Well, lads. You’ve discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin’ head in!

(Source: starkovingsmoved)

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Aug 21 '14

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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Aug 21 '14
aidn:

rise

aidn:

rise

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Aug 21 '14
heyitsthatrandomchick:

deucebasket:

sassylesbiandelilahmoreau:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

can you imagine how many spiders there are in that tree

Three.  Three kinds of people.

heyitsthatrandomchick:

deucebasket:

sassylesbiandelilahmoreau:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

Two kinds of people.

can you imagine how many spiders there are in that tree

Three.  Three kinds of people.

(Source: samuelfriberg)

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Aug 21 '14

last ‘con standing.

(Source: anjian)

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Aug 21 '14
"Scotty has a point there, this sounds bleak"Opal gazed down into the golden depths of her tankard with a sigh. She wasn’t a pessimist by any means but things didn’t look like they were going to get any better any time soon. With a snorted chuckle she looked up at her fellow pirates “I’m a wanted pirate who is currently seeking relationship advice from a sheep. Bleak is an understatement”Scott knocked a hoof against the tabletop and huffed. “I am a hairyhaggis not a ‘sheep’ and I will have you know that your comments are both tasteless and offensive. Back to the point, I think you should talk to your mother about Francis as it’s important to speak abo-“The rest of Scott’s consultation went unheard as the doctor threw back her head and swallowed the rest of her ale.

"Scotty has a point there, this sounds bleak"
Opal gazed down into the golden depths of her tankard with a sigh. She wasn’t a pessimist by any means but things didn’t look like they were going to get any better any time soon. With a snorted chuckle she looked up at her fellow pirates “I’m a wanted pirate who is currently seeking relationship advice from a sheep. Bleak is an understatement”

Scott knocked a hoof against the tabletop and huffed. “I am a hairyhaggis not a ‘sheep’ and I will have you know that your comments are both tasteless and offensive. Back to the point, I think you should talk to your mother about Francis as it’s important to speak abo-“

The rest of Scott’s consultation went unheard as the doctor threw back her head and swallowed the rest of her ale.

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Aug 21 '14
silentandfriendly:

Found this gem on amazon.

silentandfriendly:

Found this gem on amazon.

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Aug 21 '14
ntbx:

perfect-in-imperfection:

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

Wowow

Whoa this is amazing

ntbx:

perfect-in-imperfection:

ex0rdiium:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

holy shit that’s insane

Wowow

Whoa this is amazing

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Aug 21 '14

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

image

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Aug 21 '14

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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Aug 21 '14

campdracula5eva:

lglights-is-hiding:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

I can’t stop laughing at this.

Mother of god.

(Source: pierregrassou)

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Aug 21 '14

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

(Source: samandriel)

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Aug 21 '14
aimf0324:

【SONIC:Goal!!!・・・!!!??(gif)】
Oops!!!!

aimf0324:

【SONIC:Goal!!!・・・!!!??(gif)】

Oops!!!!

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Aug 21 '14

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